A Noun 1 Little Johnny Nun Priest Rabbi Black Guy Polish Guy White Guy Chinese Guy Chicken Twelve-inch Pianist Man with a frog on his head Duck Blonde Horse Pirate Gorilla Ghost Verb goes walks saunters hops perambulates strides struts into a Place Bar Church Synagogue Restaurant Zoo Haunted House School Shop Doctor's Office . The Noun 1 Little Johnny Nun Priest Rabbi Black Guy Polish Guy White Guy Chinese Guy Chicken Twelve-inch Pianist Man with a frog on his head Duck Blonde Horse Pirate Gorilla Ghost says to the Noun 2 Bartender Other Priest Other Rabbi Parrot Ghoul Teacher Boss Sales Clerk Nurse Doctor Waiter Zookeeper : " Phrase 1 "I'd like to order a drink!" "It hurts when I do this!" "What's a vagina?" "I'd like to buy this for my wife!" "Do you have the time?" "Have you seen my mother-in-law?" "This is the worst zoo ever!" "Do you have this in a size 12?" "About that raise..." "Do you have any hay?" "I think I got an unfair grade!" ." The Noun 2 Bartender Other Priest Other Rabbi Parrot Ghoul Teacher Boss Sales Clerk Nurse Doctor Waiter Zookeeper replies: " Phrase 2 "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!" "Put it on my bill!" "Can you get this man off my ass?" "Haunting? I thought you said this place was 'Ghost-Free!'" "Tell that to my wife!" "Then don't do it!" "We don't serve your kind here!" "You, sir, are an ignoramous!" "You're fired!" "If you're a horse, then what happened to my wife?" "That's not what my mother-in-law said!" ."