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Chimbles,
This is Scott Stavros, Mark’s nephew. I accidentally walked in on him folding pencils last week, so he hired me as the Wrestling Team webmaster in exchange for my silence. I get school credit and all the churches I can smell. Score one for the nice guy! Who says he can never finish anything? Besides [...]
Filed by wrestlingteam at September 29th, 2008 under news
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To Whom I May Discern,
My receptionist job keeps me pretty busy, but I can’t complain. I can, however, reduce a crowd to weeping with my Phrenology demonstrations. I was once able to foresee a man’s violent liquification into pure bronze just by feeling the bumps on his doomed cranium. At least that’s what I’m trying [...]
Filed by wrestlingteam at June 25th, 2008 under news
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An old friend of mine works for Cracked.com(click), and as I wanted to start writing comedy in a more professional context, I talked to him about writing something for the website. He liked Wrestling Team, and then got me in touch with one of the editors. I pitched a few ideas, and out of the [...]
Filed by wrestlingteam at May 9th, 2008 under news
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Dear Reavers,
As a man of letters, repute and astute tutelage, I have often hitched my mind’s wagon to that battered ol’ chestnut, “If musings be the food of love, then please don’t call me late for dinner.” And never more appropriately has that withered ole’ niblet of chunky charm tickled the brambles of my perambulatory [...]
Filed by wrestlingteam at April 30th, 2008 under news
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The new Spring Catalog is up in the Wrestling Team Store for your perusal, so rev up your charge card, crack open your nest egg and set fire to your life savings’ corpse, ensuring that no one will ever find the evidence and setting you free from the death grip of fiscal responsibility forever! Buy, [...]
Filed by wrestlingteam at May 29th, 2007 under news
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Wrestling Team proudly welcomes our new columnist, literary luminary Reinwell Wiest! Just click on “column” to read “Best Wiest Ever”, where the pernicious pissant of penmanship will be doling out his musings on the 100 Greatest Characters of 20th Century Fiction! In addition to the archive of the late Vun Kleinlin’s work, our new guest [...]
Filed by wrestlingteam at May 28th, 2007 under news
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Hey guys, Variety just got word of Mark and my development deal, and they printed this article:
“PLESIOSAURUS, or handkerchief. The talent THAT CAN BE LEARNED makes the poet a druggist TODAY the criticism of balances no longer challenges with resemblances Hypertrophic painters hyperaestheticized and hypnotized by the hyacinths of the hypocritical-looking muezzins. CONSOLIDATE THE HARVEST [...]
Filed by wrestlingteam at April 3rd, 2007 under news
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“Wrestling Team to play Snake Plissken in John Carpenter’s Lost in Yonkers (Manhattan)”
Yes, friends, that’s correct, Wrestling Team, Pittsburgh’s premiere skithounds are returning to New York for a one-time engagement to their fiancees. On January 11th, 2007 of the newest year, Rose’s Turn in the west village will be hosting an hour of laughs, gaffs, [...]
Filed by wrestlingteam at January 2nd, 2007 under news
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The Vun Kleinlin column that Andy wrote as a sort of “pilot” for a regular Vun column in the Pittsburgh City Paper is now up on the “Vun K.” page. Vun Kleinlin!
Filed by wrestlingteam at December 23rd, 2006 under news
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