Best Wiest Ever (#56, Pussy Preslin)
Chimbles,
This is Scott Stavros, Mark’s nephew. I accidentally walked in on him folding pencils last week, so he hired me as the Wrestling Team webmaster in exchange for my silence. I get school credit and all the churches I can smell. Score one for the nice guy! Who says he can never finish anything? Besides my mom: Grandma.
So for my first order of business, I present to you the latest, tawdriest entry in the tardy Reinwell Wiest’s ongoing series on the 100 greatest characters in 20th Century literature, courtesy of Mr. Wiest’s physician, the real-life inspiration for Dr. O’Hunkelly from “Hippocratic Olivia”! This is a particularly sexulent report, as it deals with the controversial jerk sheet by Halvorston Fan Dantry, which would have been banned or at least burned shitless if anyone gave a fuck. Click on “column” to check it out!
Hey, there’s also a very late review of Wrestling Team’s show at Rififi in NYC from July. Suck down the saucy details on the “live” page, but be mindful you don’t muss your bib!
Filed by wrestlingteam at September 29th, 2008 under news