Coke Psychology IV
As all good things must come to an end and all Gorilla Grods must eventually be killed by Lex Luthor, so too must this series of Coke Psychologies tumble into the grave of finality like so many gummy worms being dumped into a dirt hole. As I stand above the hole holding a shovel, I wipe the sweat from my brow. A droplet spills and hits the ground to awaken the morass of gelatin and soil. It rises into the air and screams at me, “You! It is you who has murdered me!” “No!,” I scream back, “No, I am nothing! It wasn’t me! It was…” Sadly, my shoulders droop. The guilt pours out of me like a phalanx of gummy bears being poured into my mouth, and a sweet, sticky deliciousness fills the world healing all our wounds. Et tu, Fruity?
Filed by wrestlingteam at June 7th, 2008 under podcast