Wrestling Team Fakes Manhattan part II
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If it isn’t one thing with those two bumbling oafs called Wrestling Team it’s two things. And if it isn’t three things it’s fore! Watch out because those goofballss have ssliced and the golfballs of hilarity is hurtling towards your trachea. As it plunges into your soft throat destroying your vocal chords, ever to silence you for the rest of your natural lives, know this and take comfort in the fact that your misery brings Wrestling Team great joy. They are scadenfreude fetishists, and the only way those dunderheads can get off (in their sexual thing-a-majigs) is through the sadness and pain of the failure of others. Hence their support of the US government as it plunges us further and further into late capitalism. Nobody wins except the rich, and after you witness Wrestling Team’s antics in NYC, you’ll exclaim that in fact, we are rich! But not with money. Please fund us so that we do not become failures and therefore fodder for our own malformed sexuality.
Filed by wrestlingteam at March 9th, 2007 under podcast