The son of immigrant vaudevillians Marta and Emiliano Bisiani, fictional character Mark Charles Bisi Jr. is no stranger to the limelight; or the limestone, now that we think about it! We mean, he certainly broke a lot of it during his stint in prison! In 1988, at the age of 5, he was indicted for authorizing a screen credit on the popular body-switch comedy Growing Down under his birth name of Emiliano Bisiani (a name already registered with the Screen Actors Guild by his father). To add insult to injury, this fact was brought to the attention of the preoccupied authorities by the afforementioned pater. Effectively prosecuted and imprisoned by his own father on felony charges of co-opting a legally-guarded name, the boy who would be Mark spent the next 14 years in a maximum "celeb"-rity Hollywood prison (including 2 years in solitary con-"fun"-ment). In prison, Emiliano Jr. made nothing short of an absolutely extravagant splash in the role of "Crying Faggot" (opposite Shamp Gorpley's Tony-winning "Craggy Baxter") in the prison's summer stock production of "The Wizard Of Oz." Literally! He beat the World's Record for "Most Consecutive Cannonballs" at the backstage pool party! He made the Guinness Book a second time as the first inmate ever to hang a sexy centerfold in his cell and dream of dancing the night away with its unattainable subject, and a third time for "Most Likely To Succeed!" Released in early 2000 for hilarious behavior, Emiliano Jr. (now performing under the stage name Mark Charles Bisi Jr.) quickly snapped up a comedic role on the short-lived prison sitcom "Family For Life," as a bumbling family man forced to share a cell with his in-laws after murdering his wife! The show was cancelled on one count of first degree murder, and Mark won a Funny Award for breaking the law. Or should we say cracking it up? In order to research his role on the show, he murdered his own wife, Misty Funce, and then jaywalked. Still in jail, Mark has a surprisingly positive outlook on life. "Ultimately, I don't blame my father," muses the 10-foot-tall chatterbox/stiltist. "Show business is cut-throat, and he couldn't accept the fact that I was becoming more successful than he was. However, in my defense, that wasn't a hard thing to do. I mean, he was a vaudevillian in the 80's, for Christ's sake! Vaudeville died in the 1910's!" His father aside, does Mark blame himself for jaywalking? "Just kick me when I'm down. Very nice." Well, we're just saying. You are partly responsible for where you are today. "Fine." Fine. Well, moving on, is "Mark Charles Bisi Jr." looking for love? Sorry, ladies. He's taken! "I'm married to my work," says the sobbing stooge. "Plus, I can't maintain an erection."